Blue Waffles – STD Infection?

The history of Blue Waffle Disease dates back to 2007 when men and women started searching for its causes, images and pictures. It gained massive popularity since the day. First things first and to clear all the doubts among readers, it should be wise enough to say that it’s not a disease. There’s a total fictitious concept about it. It mentions every bit of the rumors spread on-net. We now have a real and close-to-life concept as some medical experts and doctors from different institutions across the U.S. have finally come out and spoken about it on the record.

At first, I was a little too shocked when something close to it surfaced the internet. I just didn’t want to believe the story. Material started coming up with the same and possibly self-exaggerated stories that created some doubts among people. Another similar, panic and fear creating process is the one that results from the phobia of holes, Trypophobia. Mostly, the pictures and images found are photoshopped where holes in plants are mapped over human skin to create a fear of holes. I’d like to sum everything up in a very clear way. It would clear any doubt in any mind for the years to follow.

Blue Waffles
Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles – What they had to say?

The younger generation was obviously shocked at this as the images started surfacing on Google and also on other websites. Just to be firm about the beliefs of general public about it, we questioned some third persons and teenagers about their views on it,

  • What do you think of it?
  • Did you get tricked into believing?
  • What does it affect?

The teenagers obviously had some shocking answers. The senior citizens had to settle with a bit of comics. A random set of replies were:

  • Its a serious infection.
  • Why’d you ask me that?
  • Shouldn’t have asked a women, where’s my boyfriend!

Pictures of the Blue Waffles

When some images of it started appearing, my first guess about those were a linkage to irregular websites. The images didn’t appear to be photo-shopped but some expert photo-shop editors did say that those images had some artificial color changes, specially the color Blue. So one simple question an individual might ask is that, why would someone even spread such a rumor?

 

Blue Waffles Myth
Blue Waffles Myth

The answer to the question is actually very simple but requires a background knowledge. The way websites work and earn is actually through ad-revenues which multiply only with the amount of users. Creating such an image would only promote the amount of searched content proportional to the number of users visiting it. Another common opinion about it is that the so called phenomenon is only a way to spread fearful rumors among the younger generation so the sales of protective equipment might increase giving a much higher revenue to the company making them.

Reality of the Mystical Blue Waffles

The biggest reasons of it being considered a myth and a fantasy are self-evident. Whenever you search Google about any disease or health-care information, you might have results returned from trusted and medically established websites like WebMD or MayoClinic. But whenever we searched about it, we were repeatedly linked to pornographic websites and in most of the cases, search results revealed entirely new websites with limited content. Apart from that, some of them also came up with its causes, symptoms and even treatment. This was a clear indication of it being only a myth.

Why entirely ficticious?

Everything we gathered up til now was doubtful and those doubts could only be cleared by medical professionals. Thanks to some who actually had the guts to come out with answers. So what did most of them say?

The medical dictionary has never heard of anything called as the “Blue Waffles Disease”. The name suggests it could be a slang term because ‘waffles’ is a slang word. None of the diseases discovered up til now have had a blue colored body part. Where this could be related to some other sort of diseases, it’s definitely not what they call the disease itself. The images are absolutely fake and have no resemblance to the real world.

The circulating images could have been due to bruising or rubbing the affected area too hard that might have made it look a bit blue in color. The deceiving word led to it being an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), which was the only thing people might have been tricked through to believe in because there are some other STDs closely related to the explained symptoms. Another view about it is that it could still be rare the medical experts might be unaware of or at-least kept it down to carry some research work forward.

Could it be an STD?

It emerges as a Sexually Transmitted Disease just the way rumors and fiction is spread. The material provided here is only a summary of what is provided on-net and has nothing to do with real life. That’s the most common way of getting the it. STD is an abbreviation for Sexually Transmitted Disease and that’s the source of it too. We might relate the disease to Aids as we typically be a victim by the same source but we do have a cure for this specific disease. Having been said its an STD, both men and women can equally be the victims of it. Once again, we’re only summarizing what is in the rumour now. It is however not officially acclaimed by any medical institution or even professional universities but it is expressed by many different names as explained below,

Names of Blue Waffles STD

  • Berry Blue Waffle
  • Berry Black Waffle
  • Dirty Waffle
  • Smelling Waffle
  • Fast Drying Towels
  • Quick Drying Towels

The given names are ethically wrong to describe the disease. People are found joking about the disease so we can call them as slang names or irregular names describing it. We must remember that this disease originates from dirt but that’s not the mere cause of it. We may not have just a single cure for the disease.

Causes and Cure for the Blue Waffles STD

We define it in terms of STD as “A genital infection that derives its name from the blue color of the vagina and is primarily brought on because of this un-protective intercourse. Some widespread causes can not be anything different from tension, depression and poor diet plan. Each can equally lead to this high profile infection. Moreover, tight clothing and hygienic sprays may also trigger irritation inside the body genitals.

Its origin isn’t explained by any person on-net but we’ll present a clear explanation of that and some methods that might be adapted to cure the disease. A straightforward word that describes it fairly effectively is “dirt”. It might seem ugly but I think men and women need to be conscious of it. Males and females who do not bathe often or do not change their undergarments regularly are victims of body dirt. When these dirty body parts go in a relation with functional hormonal chemicals, you can anticipate the infections it can cause. It is surely comparable to that dirt and yes, it is obviously damn ugly.

We might cure it if we are careful in our daily work. You must know that “Care is better than Cure“. A few methods that might be helpful to cure the disease might relate to keeping the genitals dry, avoiding unprotected intercourse, keeping the genital clean and staying away from those already affected by it.

More on possible Causes:

The leading causes are entirely fictional and mysterious. According to latest research they have nothing to do with the disease after its reality is clear. The causes however, do sometimes intrigue the mind and want us to know more about them. We’ve already discussed some before. Here in the article we’ll put some more light on the details of the infection. Since you already know that the disease directly affects the reproduction organs of the body which majorly includes a female’s genital. The blue coloring of the genital clearly indicates the signs of the disease on the affected. Its name is actually classified in STDs (Sexually Transmitted Disease). This might already have explained half of the story around the disease. Yes, it is a sexually transmitted disease once again.

Technical Causes

Safety is probably the only biggest cause of this popular infection. Where other things such as the one mentioned below might also lead to the disease but intercourse keeps up its importance and danger of having the disease.

  • Contaminated Toys
  • Sleeping environment
  • Clothing
Causes of Blue Waffles
Causes of Blue Waffles

It is still not sure whether the disease could be transferred via other parts of the body for example, mouth or even the tongue. As stated earlier, this is mainly because of the non-recognition of the disease at research levels. The reason why I stated this is because the other side of the picture is that some people even consider ‘depression’ as one of the causes of this irritating infection. We will definitely be providing details on it in terms of senses and emotions specially during intercourse. When something gets over the hearts of people, there is nothing the mind can do to avoid it. Many won’t believe but I still believe what the heart can do, the mind can’t. So where the heart takes you, the mind probably cannot reach the place.

Carrying it further…

Many of you already know that the human skin contains small pours that lets the infections flow through the pours on the male reproductive areas. The process is simple. When you have intercourse with someone around and you’re not using any precautionary measures, so it is most likely for infections or even diseases to flow through the pours of the male genitals which are then intercepted by the inside walls of the female genitals. It is likely to travel by blood. It takes less than 30 days for the signs of the infections to appear. Another very important sexually transmitted disease is HIV AIDS which has the same causes. It is best to stay away from the people who you know are infected. In case they are strangers, use precautions. This is the process that takes place before you are infected with the disease. I hope this would provide a clear indication to people who are curious to know more about the infection and might as well help them in staying away from it.

In the end, I would just request to everyone to spread the word out to as many people as you know using sources like Twitter or Facebook as it will help them all get over the fact of this mystical disease which might possibly be driving them mad for a long time now. If you need any other information or citation of anything we provided, please contact us using the form above. This was all we had and this might be our last update on Blue Waffles, I so hope it sums up well for my readers.

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